Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Daughter in college
|Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
Adam Accused By Eve!
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands….When Adam stayed out very late for...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...