Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...