You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
“Washing the Clothes”
John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
10 Catholic Priests
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...