yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit…
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)