Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
True stupid stories 02
Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...