Same Aid
One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Strip Joint
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...