A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...