Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
An American woman and an Iranian woman…
An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket. The Iranian woman...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in...
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...