Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test1. Turn the radio on. When...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...