Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...