DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
What’s on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...