Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...