Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to…
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician’s office. When...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...