Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
The Ride
Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to...
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...