What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
Investment counselor
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The Tearful Bride…
The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
K9 is for assistance
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Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...