Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
3 kids
Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with...
Sudanese government
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...