Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
A gruesome discovery
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what...
A Daughter’s Letter Home
Dear Mom and Dad, It has now been three months since I left for...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...