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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...