Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
ValueJet: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. ValueJet:...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911…
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
Interesting facts
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...