Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
Economics ruins life
|Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Two story house
Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends…
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, “I...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...