Requesting a three day pass
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A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Scorcher Murphy
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What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?…………….A. Speed bumps
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper
The Vancouver Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline “United...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
R U A Real Cowboy?
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...