Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player…
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way...
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.