Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...