Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...