What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Why Man, Then Woman
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you...
Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...