Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
Better Than Pork
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!