Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Power Of Observation
It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of...
How long?
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked,...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.