Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
The fly
The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Number One Sport
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The...
Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...