Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
Touring Washington
|A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...