Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally…
Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at...
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
A business man got on an elevator in a building…
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...