Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop…
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...