Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
You should learn to be more polite
|One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
some scientific exploration
|Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of...