A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of...
Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Seminars for Females/Males
Seminars for Females (Prepared and presented by Males)1. Elementary map reading2. Crying and law...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...