Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Snow Boarding For the Young
When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!