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A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
Signs and notices 08
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...