New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...