What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Signs and notices 17
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. An ad on...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Greetings prospective White House interns!
Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th...