Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
That is ONE!
A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
Ancient History Explained…
Ancient History Explained…A team of archaeologists found a slab of rock with 5 figures...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...