Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...