Happy Happy
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...