If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...