Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...
Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...