Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
Less Common Latin Phrases
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Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...