There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
1970 and year 2000.
Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Secret Gov’t Project Revealed…
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...