Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
Technology problems
|One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national...
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...