Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...