What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...
Chatting on the plane
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Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
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Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...