Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Help Wanted
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
I’m at the wrong bank
|Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make...