Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
True Marketing Errors
Below are fine examples of what happens when marketing translations fail to reach a...