Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
Tiger woods in bed.
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Homeschooling kids
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...