Signs and notices 08
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game…
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...