Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
A blonde goes for a job interview…
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!